Caption Competition #268 February 17, 2023 Kim du Toit Captions, Friday Feature Your suggestions in Comments — and more of the above subject matter over the weekend.
“And now, a word from our sponsors as we join our lovely spokes-model for that oh-so fresh and contracted sensation… ‘North Sea Douche!’!”
Seagull, woman!
I bet she feels a right tit
“Of course they’re sticking out! Water’s fucking cold, you know?”
That look you want to see when you whip it out.
I’m NOT Rachel Maddow!!!!
What? Did you expect them to shrivel like your balls?
Dang, she was a beauty.
The ship that launched a thousand messy hands.
“And now, a word from our sponsors as we join our lovely spokes-model for that oh-so fresh and contracted sensation… ‘North Sea Douche!’!”