And speaking of flights of fantasy…
...the (much) greater likelihood being that they belong to the Chinese or Russians, and not Klingons. Who the fuck are you trying to kid?
...OMG criminals don’t need handguns to kill people?
...unfortunately, this statement was not preceded by the words: “Speaking from his jail cell…”, although it should have been.
...sounds appropriate.
...yeah, eight times a week.
...lemme guess: Aphrodite was actually a man in drag?
...pass.
...and when she dies as a result of this feral bureaucracy, her husband’s going to do something violent — oh wait, I forgot: Australia. Let’s leave them alone to lick their chains.
...just another idea so utterly impractical, stupid and viciously-coldblooded, it could only have come from academia.
...gee, I wonder why men are just so judgey.
...unfortunately, the position responsible was not mentioned. #ShitJournalism.
From the INSIGNIFICA files:
...giving a whole new meaning to the term “Officer Friendly”.
And on Paige Three:
...and yes, she was there. Oh, you want proof?
Speaking of a family affair, we see Paige and her mommy:
Whoa.
How can we miss Paris Hilton if she won’t go away?
Thank God there is an honest headline about a Kardashian and their fat asses.
If these balloons are innocuous weather balloons and such then there should be ample warning that they are coming over etc. I doubt the ChiComs would pass up an opportunity to put some sort of equipment on these objects to spy on anyone they want. These objects might be unidentified but they are certainly not from outer space.
The train wreck and chemical spill in Ohio and Pennsylvania should be getting a lot more press coverage than it has been receiving.
Most colleges could stand a thorough enema and that economics professor is just the latest example. This clown will probably be rewarded with tenure for his nonsense.
Are you sure that’s Paige Spiranac’s mother and not her sister?
JQ
I will admit that I sometimes edit the headlines a little, just for the sake of clarity and brevity.
“How can we miss Paris Hilton?”
Aim poorly.
Raquel Welch died early Wednesday morning. See, for example, https://nypost.com/2023/02/15/raquel-welch-dead-her-iconic-roles-outfits-moments-remembered/.
Any headline involving Jamie Oliver should be met with Uncle Roger’s response.
“just another idea so utterly impractical, stupid and viciously-coldblooded, it could only have come from academia.”
Not correct:
just another idea so utterly impractical, stupid and viciously-coldblooded, it could only have come from academentia.