and at this moment, Steve realized he married Miss Right
Waiter, bring me a bottle of that, please.
.
Nope. No ticks. You’re good.
Enjoy it, Bobby, now she’s got a ring on her finger, that’s the last one you’re getting.
Time to make the icing for the wedding cake.
Swallowing the baby batter is the best birth control.
The cock will pop like the cork on the champagne bottle real soon…
Time for the yearly testicular exam
After you get done deep throating my log I’m gonna bend you over those logs over there.
Best groomsmen gift ever.
“I did not have sexual relations with that woman.”
These days. could be a man too. Gotta make sure you unwrap the goods and check and verify you got what you are expecting, as SHE might have a bigger and fatter cock than you.
SUCKSESS!
Tongue depressor – open wide and say ahhhhhh.
You have to admit, it’s a better ending to the reception than that stupid ‘smearing each-other with cake’ thing.
George Handel conceives the Hallelujah Chorus.
The “Best” man wins.
and at this moment, Steve realized he married Miss Right
Waiter, bring me a bottle of that, please.
.
Nope. No ticks. You’re good.
Enjoy it, Bobby, now she’s got a ring on her finger, that’s the last one you’re getting.
Time to make the icing for the wedding cake.
Swallowing the baby batter is the best birth control.
The cock will pop like the cork on the champagne bottle real soon…
Time for the yearly testicular exam
After you get done deep throating my log I’m gonna bend you over those logs over there.
Best groomsmen gift ever.
“I did not have sexual relations with that woman.”
These days. could be a man too. Gotta make sure you unwrap the goods and check and verify you got what you are expecting, as SHE might have a bigger and fatter cock than you.
SUCKSESS!
Tongue depressor – open wide and say ahhhhhh.
You have to admit, it’s a better ending to the reception than that stupid ‘smearing each-other with cake’ thing.