1. > Michael Bolton

      “There *was* nothing wrong with it… until I was about twelve years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.”

    2. Wife was a Michael Bolton fan; I could not stand him. Between his sloppy hair and and every song sounding like his nuts were being squeezed with pliers, I wanted to kick him in the nuts to give him something real to agonize about.

  1. I wonder if a German mom ever came home one day in the early 1900s to a note on the fridge that said “I’m at Hitler’s.”

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