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Not only is it Monday, but:

But that was not to be (see earlier post for reasons).

Anyway, some Oz-centric jokes:

Most Australian headline ever: 

Wait a minute:  NOBODY TOLD ME ABOUT THE BLOODSUCKING DROP BEARS!!!

And if that isn’t bad enough:

NOBODY TOLD ME ABOUT THE SNAILS WITH CHAINSAW TONGUES EITHER!!!

FFS…

Well, no point getting upset about all that, I suppose… look what I missed:

 

 

Perhaps I’m being too harsh… so here’s something a bit better (although she does remind me a little of that bird-eating spider):

Sheesh.

12 comments

  1. That muscled-up blond with no visible tats is 100 times more dangerous than any of the above.

  2. Some years back a colleague of mine did a 9 month work stint in Australia. Said he got more ass than a toilet seat. Said women down there literally flocked to anyone with a Texas accent. I was so jealous at the time. Now seeing those women, perhaps it was for the best I never went.

  3. Jesus, mate, a couple of them sheilas you’d have to roll in flour just to find the wet spot! I wouldn’t root ’em using YOUR wedding tackle!

    (PS: The Oz jokes are appreciated — but I don’t know how I managed to get to 72 without being eaten or poisoned by something …)

    1. Yer obviously too old, tough and rancid. Not that these are BAD attitudes… especially at THIS address.

  6. So the Korean word for fly is spelled exactly how they spell the name of France’s capital city. Now I know.

    I wonder if there’s some actual correlation, or simply an odd coincidence?

    1. Well, we spell “fucking Communist bastards” the same way as “Austin, Texas”…

  7. Don’t know where you found some of those pictures, but you must get your eye bleach by the drum.

      1. Can confirm. When I drive past a school at pickup time I appreciate what a century and a half of inbreeding from convict stock results in. I’ve seen faces that can curdle milk

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