1. BTDT. It was like being tarred and feathered – everything stuck to me. All trying to get ready for a date…

    1. Was your date properly appreciative of your efforts? [he asked innocently]

  2. “Read the whole thing.”

    Not a chance. I have no interest whatsoever in what some random stranger on another continent is doing to her genitals.

    1. Actually, the story has little to do with her genitalia — it’s high comedy. Think of Niles Crane trying to iron his trousers…

  3. The semi-literate who wrote the story said that “…the situation became increasingly dyer”. Rolleyes.

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