With commentary so acidic, you need an alkali chaser after reading it.
…because a month without booze is like sending a eunuch to an orgy: a pointless gesture.
…well, if they’re all like Elizabeth Warren and AOC, hardly surprising.
And now, for the first time, the 2022 Train Smash Chronicles:
From the Dept. Of Covidiocy:
And ’tis now time for INSIGNIFICA:
…see the above “eunuch at an orgy” comment re: alcohol-free gin.
…technically speaking, all ejaculations are premature, as my old friend Patterson used to say.
And speaking of “penis pads”, here’s Reader favorite Rhian Sugden:
No more need be said.