From here in Texas (via several Readers, thankee).
Executive Summary: two goblins decide to do a little undocumented parts removal from some Olde Phartte’s car. When he points a gun at them and tells them to stop, they charge him, with the predictable outcome.
My only regret is that neither goblin went to that Great Auto Parts Department In The Sky, but at least he nailed both, and one is listed in “critical” condition, so there’s that.
Note to Our Hero: you need to upgrade your weapon of choice (as the media never tell us what caliber, what bullet type etc., the morons), OR you need to get a little more shooting practice.
Both would be good.