Good grief but the news is getting boring these days. No wonder the New York Times is creating fake news left, right and center (mostly about the Right, but that’s a story for another time).
…wait: weren’t lack of pollution and fewer vapor trails supposed to be a good thing? So the “good” things are now going to cause a “bad” thing. Unless, of course, the “experts” who came up with this warning are as full of shit as all the other “experts” we hear from nowadays. Ummmmm I’ll take that option for $400, Alex.
One of Monty Python’s old sketches involved a group of contestants trying to answer questions about the writings of Marcel Proust. As none of them could satisfactorily explain the rococo intricacies of Proust’s prose [sic], the judges instead gave the prize to the lady in the front row with the big tits. That’s what I’m going to do now, by ending with some news that’s so irrelevant, so pointless and so silly, it is a perfect summation of how bored I am with the whole business.