Short takes and outtakes:
…[sigh] they grow up so quickly, these days.
…next, they’ll be saying the same thing about a situation going “tits up” and a mistake being called a “cock-up”.
…tyrannical judge says do this, cops say fuck you. In Houston.
…it’s still the most dangerous place on Earth, only now it’s because of Muslims and not airborne cobras.
…and yet, he wasn’t executed on the spot. Because California.
…I think that should read “COSMETICS” watchdog.
Coronavirus: Calls for price controls dismissed as ‘economically illiterate’
…which of course they are. Read the article to remind yourselves, if you’ve forgotten the arguments.
…and absolutely NO PRIZES will be awarded for correctly guessing the ethnicity or national origins of the rioters.