Erf Day Idiocy

You know, if the filthy hippies had stuck to their communes

…or else just given us cool-looking fashions

…then we’d have been fine.  Instead of which, they gave us the pretentiously-named Earth Day, wherein we have to save Mother Gaia RIGHT NOW or else WE’RE ALL GONNA DIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!!

Of course, as this article suggests, it’s all bullshit.  Every single one of their doom-laden prophecies has failed to occur, none are ever likely to occur, and as with all this crap (see:  Climate Change OMG), it’s basically cover to end Western civilization and the capitalist system.

Feel free to ignore anything that has “Earth Day” in its title (hence my naming this post “ERF Day”), and you will be the happier for it.


    1. During the lights out hour, I burn old tires in celebration.
      Just doing my part to flame this feelgood idiocy.

        1. OK, I’ll go talk to some eskimos this summer, because I think they can still do some whaling. I’m too decrepit to chase one myself.
          Hmm ………. maybe I should check Amazon.

  1. On the positive side, it gave Elizabeth Hurley an opportunity to frolic about sans-clothes, so there’s a silver lining.

  2. Every year, hearing the Erf Day tripe reminds me of a bumper sticker I saw on the back of a logging truck in Northern California years back.

    Earth First – We’ll log the other planets later.

  3. I think many of the original hippies would ba apalled by the whole “earth day” thing.

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