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  1. Memo to the rest of the Just Stop Oil Protest Committee
    Subject: New Tactics group

    Please be advised that testing of the new fast acting glues to enable us to glue members to the roofs of blockade running vehicle have not gone as planned. Further development will be needed before we can roll this out for wide spread use.

  2. After chanting his mantra for hours, Justin’s first attempt at permeability still didn’t go well.

  3. When in Yellowstone – stop petting the wooly cows, especially the ones with a dick dangling down.

  4. Finding that tourists were getting too savvy to try and pet him, Carl the bison took up hit-and-run activities on tourists who didn’t look both ways.

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