Dept. Of Righteous Shootings

Try not to giggle like a schoolgirl when you read this report:

An intrusion suspect in Fredericksburg, Texas, was shot dead by a homeowner’s fiancee Saturday morning after he allegedly choked the homeowner unconscious.

I won’t spoil the fun by adding the final touch.  Go and read it.

My only question is:  what’s with this “intrusion suspect” bullshit?  Little fucker broke into the house, attacked the man and then got shot dead.  It’s all as clear as daylight:  there’s nothing “suspect” or (my favorite) “alleged” about this.

Anyway, it’s all academic.  One less choirboy for us to worry about here in Texas.


  1. The choirboy in question? We are paying the piper for our “cheap” labor. We exploit the third world then dont like it when the bill comes due. My utter hatred for the politicians that sold this country down the river is immeasurable. Given the chance I would make Stalin look like Ghandi. RCOB moment.

  2. And the moral of this story (as Aesop hisself would no doubt say) is that if you’re not packing heat when you go to investigate a suspicious noise in your own home, make sure your lady friend knows where you keep the Noisy Things and how to use them.

  3. My only quibble is her wasting a round as a warning shot, but that is just a quibble. All’s well that ends well.

  4. ^ltdavel:
    When you’re in your late 60s, the possibility of a “life sentence” isn’t much of a deterrence anymore.

  5. The only thing better than a “Righteous Shooting”, are two “Righteous Shootings”.

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