Try not to giggle like a schoolgirl when you read this report:
An intrusion suspect in Fredericksburg, Texas, was shot dead by a homeowner’s fiancee Saturday morning after he allegedly choked the homeowner unconscious.
I won’t spoil the fun by adding the final touch. Go and read it.
My only question is: what’s with this “intrusion suspect” bullshit? Little fucker broke into the house, attacked the man and then got shot dead. It’s all as clear as daylight: there’s nothing “suspect” or (my favorite) “alleged” about this.
Anyway, it’s all academic. One less choirboy for us to worry about here in Texas.