From the annals of “countries whose policies we should emulate” (say the socialists), let’s take Sweden.
Or maybe not.
Police fear that Black Ax, an international criminal organization based out of Nigeria, is beginning to gain a foothold in Uppsala after already establishing itself in cities like Stockholm, Gothenburg, and Malmö, SVT Nyheter reports.
“They are mainly involved in human trafficking,” says Uppsala police spokesperson, Jale Poljarevius.
“They are holding women hostage, and through voodoo, they are tricking them into believing they will end up badly if they leave the job. But they are also involved in selling cocaine and heroin,” Poljarevius added.
Maybe I missed something, but before Sweden started importing people and their cultures from other countries, was this kind of stuff a problem for them?
Asking for a friend.
“through voodoo, they are tricking them into believing they will end up badly if they leave the job”
You would think that could be accomplished with fists, baseball bats, and the like. Or are they threatening to turn them into zombies?
An international crime organization called “Black Ax” that uses voodoo?
Did someone check to make sure this wasn’t the plot of the latest comic-book inspired movie? Because that just sounds too silly to be real.
Satire is so hard to write nowadays because real life is indistinguishable from satire, except that, unlike fiction, real life doesn’t need to make sense.