I spoke last week about one solution to this problem (i.e., throwing the filthy scum off Waterloo Bridge). However, as a couple of observant Readers told me, there’s a problem: shit floats, and so there won’t be an adequate mortality rate.
So let’s ratchet the thing up a tad, shall we? And will anyone be surprised that my next solution to the scum-in-the-streets issue comes from yesteryear? Oh yes, it does:
It’s called the Sherman “Crab”, from WWII, and here’s what it looks like in action:
Imagine a few of these bad boys employed against this lot:
Try not to giggle like a little girl.
Next week, we’ll be looking at the Angry Bee Solution (developed by Your Humble Host).