I started reading this article because it looked amusing:
Real men don’t crave cheesecake.
In fact, a new study claims that sexy images of the female form leave men hankering for beef and pork.
Researchers behind “Is Meat Sexy?,” published in the journal Food Quality and Preference, tracked more than 1,600 men and women in the US, UK and Australia to explore advertising’s impact on red-meat consumption and how that relates to mating.
And so on.
But it wouldn’t be an academic study without one of the academics slipping in a little slice of bullshit from the Narrative:
“Sexualized images of women can make men eat meat more as a way to increase their masculinity and status, to show them off to the opposite sex,” he says. “[But] since the growing trend of meat consumption harms one’s health and is bad for the environment, sexy ads don’t just sell the latest cologne or clothing — they may have unforeseen consequences.”
And here we are, back to cow farts.
1) Meat consumption harms one’s health — that’s a fucking lie.
2) Meat farming is bad for the environment — that’s another fucking lie — no more than vegetable farming or any other kind of farming is bad for the environment.
I’m getting so sick of academia.
And just to cheer everyone up, here’s a sexualized image.
Now go and eat some meat.
I scrolled down and suddenly my tongue swoll up bigger’n Stuttgart of it’s own volition. Then I got a severe case of deep craving for eggs benedict and a BIG glass of milk. Quite unnerving.
Lessee… meat, cheese, some veggies, whatever’s in the glass probably has some booze in it, blond hair, sparkling smile, and a diversion for later when the heart meds kick in.
Sunshine on a Winter’s day!
As Daddy G would say, “That girl’s been blessed by the Chest Fairy.”