Yeah, well…

Would-Be Missionary Gets The Full San Sebastian Treatment

Read the whole thing to get the full flavor of this man’s stupidity, naïveté and (dare I say) arrogance.  Darwin shakes his head, and says “I told you so.”

I guess they have a kind of Castle Doctrine on North Sentinel Island, too.  Good for them.

Update:  I just got an email from Reader Bart J. suggesting that we should implement the Sentinelese immigration control at our own southern border.  It’s moments like this that make me appreciate my Readers.  Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go and clean the gin from my screen.


  1. Everybody knows this old joke:

    Q: What’s the difference between a missionary and a racist?
    A: About two weeks.

    I guess in this case you’d have to add, “If you live that long.”

  2. If God really did call him to that island, it would have to be because it was his time to leave this earth and God wanted to kill two birds with one stone, so to speak, and provide a nice object lesson for everyone else.

  3. Coming soon “Je Suis Sentinelese!” t-shirts! Gee, imagine haute couture coming to Border country? Not since a Levi Strauss heir allegedly had his junk branded by a campfire heated rivet has there been such a moment in SW apparel.

  4. I’d say he got off easy…..

    “When the early Jesuit fathers preached to Hurons and Choctaws,
    They prayed to be delivered from the vengeance of the squaws.
    ‘Twas the women, not the warriors, turned those stark enthusiasts pale.
    For the female of the species is more deadly than the male.”

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