It’s a good thing I don’t live in New York [list of 20,000 reasons omitted for brevity]. Here’s another one:
Brooklyn Borough President Eric Adams and state Sen. Kevin Palmer’s proposal would allow authorities to review three years of social media history and one year of internet search history of any person seeking to purchase a firearm.
As any fule kno, I don’t have a “social media” presence in the ummm traditional sense. However, if that “presence” were to include this here blog, I’d probably be disqualified from buying a gun for the next three lifetimes — which is no doubt what these rodents are after anyway.
That said, I will admit that I don’t have too much need for moar guns, e.g.:
Okay, I’ll admit that I don’t have all those guns anymore — just enough to frighten New York politicians. Fuck them.