Ripped from the headlines comes this beauty:
Ron Jeremy is BANNED from porn awards in Las Vegas amid sexual assault allegations
Wait a minute… in an industry which is the very manifestation of sexual exploitation of women, one of its leading performers is being castigated for groping?
No wonder The Onion is going out of business.
An aside: shows you how out of touch I am. I’m in Vegas right now, and never knew there was a porn convention going on. And in case you’re wondering: I’m sticking to the gun thing at SHOT.