So this guy and two women were having an intimate little threesome someplace in Germany. I’m not going to go into detail because from what I understand, when Germans start to do Teh Kinky, there’s no telling what’s going to happen, and I’d like to eat sometime in the next two days.
However, as events reached a climax, so to speak, things started to go wrong for the three participants, to whit:
- Woman #1 was so ecstatic about her climax that she fell over the balcony railing (!), breaking several bones
- Woman #2, still naked, ran for help — whereupon she fell and broke several bones too
- Man did not reach his climax.
Okay, I made the last one up, and I’m probably wrong anyway. Being that he’s German, the sight of two women screaming in agony because of a sex act almost guarantees that he did.
Comment of the day was to the German newspaper who suggested that next time, the hapless threesome ought to try bondage instead.
Way to deliver the punchline, Kim – a real belly laugh makes for a healthy Monday morning.
Those f**king Krauts.
After setting all the broken bits, they are “in bondage”, and he’s probably in the crapper.
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