Okay, I could do this, following an appropriately-sized major crime lottery win:

First improvement I’d make: a clay pigeon station (on the ocean side, away from prying eyes behind binoculars). Second: hang some steel plates between the dock pilings, for some .22 plinking.

Third: some kind of seagoing vessel (screw that helicopter foolishness), for both commuting and fishing purposes:

…and lastly, a Barrett M82A1 rifle, to repel any prospective intruders from distance:

I have the shorter-range issue well covered, as you may imagine.
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