One Brief Moment

Back when I was serving my country in the Seffrican Defence Force, I found myself playing bass guitar in the Army’s Entertainment Group.

At the time, the senior NCO in charge of all the national servicemen like myself was a guy named Dave Langley.  Dave was very different from the rest of us:  quite a bit older (late twenties), married with an apartment in downtown Johannesburg, he was unbelievably “straight” — that is to say, conservative and a normal citizen, unlike the rest of us.  He was, truth to tell not very likable:  officious, very much subservient to higher ranks, and worst of all, he had no sense of humor that we could discern.  He was tall and rather stout, and had a variety of facial tics that we mercilessly lampooned when saying things like, “Langley says we have to sweep the parade ground today”, accompanied by a series of eye twitches and chin pulls that caused howls of laughter.

What was worse was that he wasn’t a musician — in all his time there, he’d never been called on to join a band, perform at any function or even been seen to practice any instrument.  It was rumored that he could sing, but that didn’t mean much — everyone in the EG could sing.

Anyway, you may recall that I was playing in a band of national servicemen called Hogwash.  One day, there was a pause in out daily practice — can’t remember the reason — but Danny the guitarist and Franco the drummer had left the room, leaving me alone with Boze the keyboards player.  We were just noodling around when the door opened and Dave Langley came in.  We expected him to grab us to clean the kitchen or some damn thing, but instead he rather nervously handed Boze some sheet music and said, “Do you mind playing that so I can sing it?”

Boze squinted at the music — I don’t know why, he could play anything ever written on paper — then said, “Sure,” and passed the music to me.  It was Cliff Richard’s Miss You Nights (featured on last Saturday’s birthday greetings, hence this post).  I knew the song but had never played it;  but no problem, it was pretty easy, so Boze launched into the introduction like he’d played it all his life.

It turned out that Dave Langley had a very nice voice, a full baritone with excellent pitch, and so on we went.

About halfway through the song Danny and Franco came back into the room, stopped and stared at the scene, then immediately went over to their instruments and started to fill in.  The song ended, and I think Langley would have left, but instead Danny said to him, “Let’s do this again”, and off Boze went.

This time through, however, I could tell that Danny, Boze and I weren’t just playing the notes, but were also figuring out the song — parts for strings (Boze’s little synthesizer) and more importantly, the many vocal harmonies and fills that turn a simple song into a powerful ballad.  Here’s the link, if you want to join in at this point.)

At the end of this second run-through, Danny said, “One more time, guys — and Dave, give it all you’ve got.”

What Dave Langley got was the full Hogwash Treatment — full, lush harmonies, note-perfect instrumentals:  it could have been performed (or recorded) just like that, and would have been a showstopper.

Anyway the song ended, and as it happened, lunch call came and the guys all left the practice room.  I stayed behind to pack my Rickenbacker bass away in its case, then Langley came back into the room to grab the sheet music.

As we walked out of the room, I noticed that he had a tear running down his cheek, which was not in character for the impassive, humorless man, and I asked, “Dave, are you okay?”

He brushed the tear off his cheek irritably, and said, “You know, I never thought that anything I ever sang could sound that beautiful.”

Dave Langley never did get to perform with a band, or anywhere else during his time at the EG.  When it was the end of his service, he left camp, and nobody ever saw him, or heard anything about him ever again.

But for that one brief moment, he’d been a musician.  I’m just glad I was there to see it.

Missing Pieces

Ahem.

Kate Garraway and Jenni Falconer pay tribute to
the late Dolly Parton in cowgirl-themed ensemble

Sorry, ladies.  While I admit to having quite the crush on both of you, you’re severely deficient in at least one department in the “tribute” attempt.  But full marks for trying and in fairness, there aren’t that many women who could measure up to Dolly, so to speak.

And of course there are no pics because #CopyrightHucksterAssholeLawyers.

Simple Stuff

Earlier on, I discussed technology and how it’s turned “nice to have” into “unless you have it, the thing won’t work”, such as the episode where Samsung fridges bricked because of a crappy “update”.

[brief 250,000-word rant deleted]

Now we’re always talking about appliances like fridges that last for yonks without breaking down, but I am reminded of one old stalwart that I used for (rough guess) about ten years before I got talked into something more “advanced” (to my everlasting regret).

Well, it wasn’t a fairy tale.

Take a bow, the venerable HP500 Deskjet:

I have no idea how many thousands of pages I printed using this old dot-matrix warhorse — remember, back then we couldn’t send any document of size through Teh Emailz, so we had to print stuff out and mail it (or hand-carry it) to the intended recipient’s office.

My memory is hazy after all these years — was it 2001 when I finally stopped using it?  I know it was post Y2K, because I was assured that it would not be affected by Teh Y2K Disaster!!! and carried on relying on it until the panic passed).  But honestly, I could probably count the number of printer jams on the fingers of two hands, no more.

Yeah, the quality wasn’t up to much.  But let’s face it:  how many times do you actually need photographic quality on your printer’s output anyway?  (In my case, it would be “hardly ever”.)

I’m telling you, right now I would be perfectly content with that HP500, even though it has no BlooToof™ connection and I’d have to plug it into my laptop every time I wanted to print something… which would be about twice a month, tops.

Of course, it would need a different cable connector because there’s no room for a 36-pin plug on the Lenovo, but I’m sure some geek could slap one together for me in about half an hour.  And I’m not sure that HP (or anyone else) even makes the ink cartridges anymore, either.

Whenever I think about the HP500, by the way, I’m reminded of this example of simple, rugged utility:

1969 VW Beetle

I’d probably be quite contented with this old thing too, even though like the HP500 it doesn’t have all the bells and whistles of Cursed Modernity™ either.  OMG!!!  No electric windows, no automatic transmission, no ECM, no power steering, no anti-lock brakes, no remote disabling, no spy system (ADR), no “lane assist” and no “parking camera” (okay, I wouldn’t mind the last one too much, but it would be a simple aftermarket addition).

What it does come with:  simple and inexpensive maintenance, low fuel consumption and a full-size spare tire.

Translate the above into printer-speak:  hardly any maintenance, low ink usage, plentiful and cheap cartridge supply and an as-needed cable plug.  VW Beetle, meet HP500 Deskjet printer.

Go on, mock me I dare you.

White Soul Music

If you don’t know what the above title refers to, then you obviously weren’t with New Wife and me as we attended a concert of sacred a capella music at the Anglican Church of the Incarnation in Dallas:

…featuring Cambridge University’s incomparable Trinity College Choir.

Some Renaissance composers kicked it off, then a short pipe organ interlude to allow the lads and lassies of the choir a chance to rest their voices and catch their breath, then some “living” composers (none of whom I knew, but whose offerings did not suck), another organ interlude followed by a couple of earlier (dead) composers such as Thomas Tallis, and after one more organic interlude came J.S. Bach’s Komm Jesu, and finally the exquisite Nunc Dimittis of Gustav Holst.

While it was of course choral music, we couldn’t help but hear the leading soprano, who had a voice best described as “operatic”, and the leading male tenor, who with his perfect pitch kept the choir in tune throughout the entire concert.

All White man’s music, performed brilliantly by White teenage kids to an appreciative (and mostly) White audience.  And there’s absolutely nothing wrong with that.

As New Wife puts it:  “Food for the soul”, and indeed it was.  We came away well fed, and contented.

Somebody To Love [sic]

Longtime Reader John S. sends me this delightful compilation.  I feel that I may have posted a couple of the links before, but can one have enough of young Sydney?  I think not.  So go ahead and enjoy.

I am in complete agreement with you regarding your post on Sydney.  But if one needed some more reasons to really like her, these might do as starters.  There’s more to the girl than meets the eye.
See her having fun taking laps in a Nascar racer at Charlotte Motor Speedway.
She did hands-on wrenching during restorations of her 1965 Mustang and 1969 Bronoco, shown at Syd’s Garage.
There’s much more, but I suspect that this one will make your heart flutter.
The girl knows how to enjoy life, as should we all.
Amen, Brother John.

Different Kind Of Island

Following on from yesterday’s post about that island off Miami, here’s an alternative:

As a former city boy, I have to say that I wouldn’t be averse to this kind of setup — just not in NYfC.  The thought of restaurants and stores being just an elevator ride away… yeah, I could do it.

And as for the inevitable “privacy” complaints:  acceptance of its loss is just part of the compromise one makes when deciding to live downtown.