There’s just no end to the madness:
Same sex couples score better than straight people in most sex studies, consistently across the board. Research shows they have better orgasms, more partner orgasms and more satisfying sex all round.
Really? And just how do we quantify “better” orgasms, Sex Lady? Describing an orgasm, any orgasm, to someone else is like trying to describe a sunset to a blind man in the first place. Then, to define “better” in terms of “degrees of indescribable”?
Ah don’ thank so, Scooter.
Never mind that I’m never going to ask someone else for tips on having better sex — FFS, have we no decency nowadays? — and also because I’m not 15 anymore.
And frankly, if I wanted to know how lesbians pleasure other women, I’d hit the “Lesbo Porn” tag at letsfuck.com.
I don’t want to be part of this world anymore.
Fuck it, I’m off to the range.