Here’s a happy little tale of how a couple decided to jump the gun, so to speak:
A couple have revealed that the secret to their happy and strong relationship is allowing each other to sleep with other people. Zoe Grey, 31 and her partner Matt, 36, live together in Cambridgeshire with the four children they have between them. Former soldier Matt, who had been cheated on by previous partners, initiated the conversation with Zoe about starting an open relationship. Keen to experiment [I bet she was — K.], Zoe agreed, and she admits she’s never been in a healthier relationship. “There is so much trust between us. The fact we can have fun with other people eliminates the worry of cheating, lying, and sneaking around. The connection we have together is so strong, and our relationship is so solid.”
Then:
Zoe continued: “After a couple of months of doing this, I told Matt that I also wanted him to have fun with other women and let me know about it, and now we have a fully open relationship and have fun with other people together. At first, he was shocked that I wanted him to do it too. It was alien territory for him, and he was nervous when we first went to a club, but now we have the most amazing relationship and we are happier than we have ever been.”
There was a time when I would have got all bent out of shape by stuff like this, but as the title of this post indicates, I don’t care anymore,
My prediction, however, is that this little menage-à-plusieurs is going to end in tears, and the four kids are the ones who will end up suffering — all so that their feckless parents can fuck other people without guilt.
In the interests of full disclosure, however, here are a few pics of said sexual explorers:
Quite a banging [sic] bod for someone who’s popped four sprogs… but then again, the real question arises:
Why do people have to advertise life choices like this to all and sundry? Couldn’t they just have gone on in private with none being the wiser?
But no: I guess this is par for the course among the Tik-Tok attention-seeking generation of Millennials these days. More’s the pity.