Stuff that makes me laugh
As Longtime Readers know, I am generally not in favor of “verbing” — turning a noun into a verb. I do like using existing words or terms appropriately to create a fresh description of something altogether different.
Here’s a good example from Combat Controller:
I like it.
Nobody said it has to be over the ocean…
So in we dive, to swim through the murky waters of recent events.
In Political News:
...forget it, Glenn; they could start loading them onto trains, and these idiots would still be voting for Democrats at the Skokie El station polling booth.
...and we are surprised by this, because…?
Dispatches from the War Between The Sexes:
...yeah, in my yoot I used to try this line on recalcitrant women; never worked.
From the Police Blotter:
...hey, it’s not like the corpus delicti was gonna need it, right?
In Medical News:
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And:
...maybe in some Socialist parallel universe.
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In Nutrition News:
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Speaking of the latter sports equipment, here’s a report from Paris:
...and here I thought prossies were legal in France.
...that’s just what the French refer to as “bleu”, kids. And it’s not even boiled, either.
And in related news:
...or the U.S. could just tell the Olympic Committee to take a hike and let some shithole like Kyrgyzstan host their little spectacle instead.
And in today’s 
...no link because eeek.
...that trannie thing just isn’t working for you, Nancy, is it?
And in 
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...not her normal look, mind you:
And not her usual immaculate self:
But that’s enough news for the day.
…about Kamala Harris:
And that’s all before we consider her other qualities.
# MadFellatioSkillz #WillieBrownKnows
Let’s start off with somebody else’s Monday FAFO:
…before turning back to local issues:
…which is kinda my attitude right at the moment.
And speaking of girls on the beach:
So let’s be careful out there in the sun, okay?
In (what else?) Political News:
...you mean “Heels-Up Cock Socket” is incorrect?
...that’s just so nobody can suspect her when the DEI VP is suicided.
...as the list does not put “The United States” at the very top, it can be disregarded. Likewise, nowhere is Argentina mentioned, nor Hungary; and the UK — under a Labour government? That’s delusional. So feel free to disregard the “experts”.
In Automotive News:
...and Chevy doing likewise, changing their Canucki assembly plant to making trucks rather than EVs.
In the Food & Drink Dept.:
...oooh, I can’t wait to get to my local Plano Greggs to try… errr wait a minute.
In the Hey, Teacher! Leave Those Kids Alone! Dept.:
...no doubt, she’s going to plead Not Guilty By Reason Of Menopause.
And:
...talk about yer over-achievers.
But wait! There’s more!
...and she’s quite a babe, too. What IS it with these chicks?
In Showbiz News:
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In Travel News:
...keyword: Belgian.
Now for some news of The Great Cultural Assimilation Project©:
...any bets on the national origin of said five men? No? Not surprising.
#North Africa
And once more unto the breach of 
...four down, four to go, apparently. (no link because ugh)
...she being the only reason one would want to follow the EPL’s Leeds United on TV.
They could hardly do any worse than the existing DEI clowns.
And that’s all the news for today.
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