Stuff that makes me laugh
Here’s one that might get me into trouble:
Nicola McLean reveals she wants to reduce her ‘ridiculous’ 32GG boobs due to ‘nightmare’ pain and insecurity from being stared at
A brief reminder of whom (and what) we’re talking about:
And the only possible response:
So chug down that morning tipple, and let’s get on with it.
In The Great Cultural Assimilation Project©:
...y’all want us just to kill him here, or do you want him back so you can have the pleasure? (offer not valid in states without the death penalty)
...it’s actually all a tragic mistake caused by a language problem. When he was told “Go get some from Five Guys”…
Then on to International News:
...wake up, old son: Biden has never been your ally, unlike Trump. And speaking of whom:
...I’m not so sure that the Stupid Party needs advice from this guy:
...but let’s keep “Trump” and “blowout” handy for later.
Some news from the Daily Woker:
...now if only they could concentrate on making decent beer...
Some Crime News:
...who do they think they are: the Secret Service?
...ya think? The real question is: why?
In the Business World:
...what; did all those government subsidies run out?
In Travel News:
...well, perhaps if you allowed them to drink booze; but noooo, it offends your fucking stupid guidebook or whatever.
In Parish News:
...yeah, bet he was surprised at being arrested for impersonating an influential Epstein client.
From the Medical Files:
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And in the perpetually link-free 
And as we look at properties in 
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...I bet she does. She always has that “JBF” look about her...
...or that “just about to be” look:
And that’s the end of the nipples news.
This has nothing to do with yesterday’s post about boob reductions.
But it shows that when it comes to strange perversions and a desire for random sex, it’s not just the human male that’s affected.
The entomophthora muscae eats its host (female fly), and then attracts healthy flies over to have necrophilic intercourse with it so the fungus can spread. The weird footage, shared by researchers at University of Copenhagen, illustrates the behaviour, which the experts say happens frequently.
“Hey, boys… want a good time? Come on over.”
“She looks a little off… is she still breathing?”
“Does it matter?”
“Not really.”
Wanna know the funny thing? Even if you warned the male flies about the danger, I bet that a lot would go ahead anyway.
And there ya have it. Q.E.D.
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“Disappointing to go and not find a single vegan option though.” — some asshole upon visiting Jeremy Clarkson’s pub.
Like Clarkson was ever going to offer vegan slop in his new place.
