Ah, the good old days when we could unashamedly use !BOOBS! to sell products. But now:
...Florida, Texas brace for impact of still more Yankees. FFS. Still… okay, quit hogging the popcorn, y’all.
...actually, the opposite: the deportations aren’t unpopular, and everyone who’s MAGA is united behind them. Other than that, it’s quite true.
#MSNBC
...funny, we were just about to say the same about the Democrats.
Some International News:
...remember, it’s all part of The Great Cultural Assimilation Project©.
...like we care what the fence-sitting, speed-hating chocolate makers do.
...just to remind everyone: it took until 1975 for Seffrica to get broadcast television.
In the Lawn Ordure Files:
...what pisses me off is that he actually got two sentences of 18 years for each offense, but the asshole judge decreed that they be served concurrently instead of consecutively.
#JudicialBullshit
...and still no mention of weekly floggings, castration or flaying.
In Business News:
...that just gives ol’ Elon more reserve stock for his Mars colonization plans.
...says the retail organization who pretty much caused the whole “off-shore production” activity. I’ll believe this bullshit statement when 80% of Walmart merchandise is made in the U.S.
#NeverGonnaHappen
From the Dept. of Education:
...she was saving her vag for the highschoolers’ trip, no doubt.
And in the usual 
And speaking of that lot, as we drive headlong down 
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...first thought: because she’s an attention-seeking slut, like the entire Kardashian coven? I report, you decide:
Amazing; after all that surgery and such, she’s still less attractive than the average Moscow street prostitute.
#NoManShould
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