Tag: Humor

Stuff that makes me laugh

Monday Funnies

Funny Stuff

Annnnnd here we go:

But still, there’s this:

And finally, here’s the latest in our “Little Ladies Out Shopping” series:

And much later:

Now off you go;  haven’t you got any shopping to do?

LOL Of The Day

Funny Stuff

How’s this for irony?  Brit celeb Lady Victoria Hervey (she of the undeserved fame* and minuscule boobs**) recently decamped Los Angeles for her native Britishland because L.A. “was becoming too unsafe”.

So how’s that working out for her?

Victoria Hervey’s phone stolen by e-bike thief in London

What we used to call “out of the frying pan, and onto the gas ring”… and guess what?  She’s decided to move back Over Here.
#Whiplash

*her “fame” comes from the fact that she used to bonk Prince Andrew, back when he preferred women to underage girls.

**as for the boobage, or lack thereof:

Q.E.D.

News Roundup

Bad News

Please note the health warning.

The Great Win11 Update Fuckup nuked all the links for today’s Roundup, but somehow I managed to recover almost all of them.  You may thank me later.


...never mind the little donut shops;  how about Archer-Daniels-Midland and Hormel meat packing operations?


...we don’t need a psychiatrist for this one.  Two words:  bad boys.


…

In similar news:


...and apartheid never existed, either.

In the Hearts Of Stone Dept.:


…

And in more news from The Great Cultural Assimilation Project©:


...only because those damn spoilsports at the Fed wouldn’t let us use the place for Air National Guard bombing practice.


....because they just don’t have enough criminals in the country yet.  (see below)


...gosh, who could have seen this coming?  Oh, all of you, huh?

And still on the topic of crime:


...oh wait, did Diddums think that stabbing someone to death was just a childish game?  Welcome to Death Row, choirboy.
#NorthCarolina.

In the Dept. of Health News:


… …  AND:


...which isn’t going to do anything, because the whole service is irretrievably fucked.

In Green Business News:


...but-but-but I was told by all the knowledgeable people that EVs were the future of the automobile industry!  Also:


...serves them right for thinking that Aston buyers actually wanted a Duracell version of the DB.

Turning to Entertainment News:


...so what?  It’s already a trashy movie series — and has been since From Russia With Love.

And now, the part everybody’s been waiting for — 

And in a hard drive [sic] down :


...ah yes, young Paige:  how we have missed you.  For those with short memories, a brief refresher:

 

 

 

 

Consider yourselves refreshed.  Or something.