Tag: Humor

And:

...of course he did.  And in other unsurprising news:

...used to be the the Soviets, now it’s some other Leftists, same ol’ same ol’.  It’s not as if Associated Press ever had any credibility, after all.

...imagine being compelled to pay money to watch this shit.

...so you’ll be okay with people refusing mandatory WuFlu vaccinations, then?

…should be in actual rather than this kind of hell, but then again at least he’s still in a U.K. jail, which is better than nothing (not to say surprising).  On a similar note:

...pah. “Grisly” would be impalement, guillotining, flaying and being boiled in oil — most of which punishments, sadly, seem to have fallen from favor recently.

...but it’s all the guns’ fault, isn’t it?

...JHC, if women need Mrs. Token-In-Chief and that whiny little Hermione for their inspiration, they shouldn’t be allowed to vote.

In Furrin News:

...although I think France is the winner in this one, Gabon being just another African shithole.

...in other news:  JapPM’s office denies that he’s growing a third ear.

From the Great Assimilation Project:

...”single male asylum seekers” being more likely to be criminals, radical assholes, etc., I just can’t see why the Belgies would do this.

...which leads us straight to:

INSIGNIFICA:

 

...which kinda says it all, really.

Finally, in ShowBiz News:

...well, seeing as she isn’t bothered by it, here we go:

I could do this all day, but I’m saving the best for a Sunday post.

And in related news:

...can’t imagine why, but there’s no accounting for coons’ taste.  And speaking of theft:

...i.e. only a hair more than zero.

...and you are, again… oh yeah, as relevant as last year’s rice pudding

...must have had evidence which would convict the Clintons.

...so, no plastic, no paper… this leaves us with only the:

And speaking of drinking:

...given what teaching in public schools is like these days, I can sympathize.

...you had me at “should be going to prison”.  Hands up all those who think that nobody’s going to go to prison for this:

Me, neither.

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...you mean that both my long-suffering Lady Readers aren’t offended by all my BOOOOBIES pics?

And speaking of boobs:

...only 13?

And now ’tis time for Ye Olde INSIGNIFICA:

  ...key word:  Manchester.

Finally, in Sports News:

...of course this counts as “news”… would I lie to you?

Bouncy-bouncy news.  And it’s over.

And speaking of breaking things while getting screwed:

...in other news, Lindbergh makes first solo crossing of the Atlantic.  And still in that barrel of idiotic monkeys:

...”stopgap spending bills” is just another term for “let’s rape the taxpayers a little harder while we have them panicking.”

...just the latest of so many, many Republican fuckups.

...”taking a swing at Tony fucking Blair on the campaign trail” was surprisingly not mentioned.

From the Dept. of Mass Assimilation:

...wait:  people are trying to get into Saudi Arabia?  LOL I bet not too many are Christians, though.  Also:

...whatever, dude;  just don’t try to sneak your humanitarian crisis into somewhere else that isn’t.

From the Woke Chronicles:

...wait:  I thought that chess was one of those things where physical strength doesn’t matter.  Parallel thought:  why are there women-only chess tournaments?  Are chicks really less intellectually-capable than men, chessly-speaking?

...or maybe they just didn’t have enough lesbians in the team.  Makes about as much sense.

...I know;  just reading that makes you want to listen to the song, right?  Go on:  the link’s in the picture:

And from the INSIGNIFICA files:

  

...we haven’t seen this plump little pullet in a while, so:

She has a sister, by the way, who seems equally tasty:

…and that’s all the news fit for a Friday.