News Roundup

And off we go, like a slut’s panties:


...hands up, those of you who think this task force won’t fix a damn thing:

…oh, all of you, huh?


...wrong headline.  The proper premise is:  where the hell are those billions coming from?


...that’s just Trump being his narcissistic asshole self.

Some good news, for a change:


...anything that prevents the distribution of that foul-tasting shit is A Good Thing.

News from the Mass Assimilation Project:


...but you assholes are still going to vote him back into power, so who cares.


...ditto for this clueless harlot and her equally-clueless NY voters.

From the Dept. of Global Cooling Climate Warming Change©:


...and the citizens’ response should be:

Speaking of people who need a ride on Air Pinochet:


...of course you didn’t.  That was Hunter’s job, you corrupt motherfucker.

In the Kingdom Of Wokedom:


...LOL and it couldn’t happen to a nicer bunch of preening, self-righteous shitheads.


...that’ll teach you to recruit marketing staff from Anheuser-Busch.

In INSIGNIFICA (a.k.a. “How does this bullshit qualify as news?”):

   

...poor kid.  Imagine being born into that celebrity whores’ nest.

And in Celebrity News:

  

Yeah, I remember Lisa back when she was a youthful hottie:

And that’s it for the news.

One More Kindred Spirit

My loathing for seagulls has been well documented (here, for example), so when I saw this little snippet, I was mightily pleased, oh yes I was:

A blue plaque has been installed to commemorate a man made famous – for swearing at seagulls.

The honour was cheekily bestowed on Huw Davies – who was renowned for shooing the pesky birds away with expletives.

Huw, from Aberystwyth in Wales, was previously honored with a joke plaque on his favourite bench when he passed away.

And the new one (which is not as funny because OMG swearwords doubleplusungood):

I wish that I could achieve such fame, for so trivial a cause.

I suspect that

Kim du Toit
Used to sit here and shout
FUCK OFF!!! at authority figures

would be tripleplusungood, even though it’s a very accurate summation of my lifelong attitude.

But yet, we persevere.

News Roundup

And from the Department of Health:


...considering that my favorite pub snack is beer, that’s excellent news.  And speaking of Queer I mean Beer News:


...not Bud Light, because nobody would want it for free, let alone buy it.

In our Catalog of Stupid People:


...cause of death:  terminal stupidity.  And on the same topic:


...should be only seven, of course, but that’s Bidenflation for you.

In Human Relations:


...as she discovers that there are two kinds of “snapper”.  Speaking of snappers:


...sounds pretty cool to me.

And on the subject of “cool”, there’s this from the Global Cooling Climate Warming Change© Apostles:


...and here we go again:


I’m thinking 20ga #8 birdshot into the legs if caught in the act, but I can be persuaded otherwise.


...never mind the sharks;  just look who’s issuing the warning — Dr. Rosie Jones:

Speaking of unwelcome visitors to Britishland:

From the Dept. of Immigration:


...my kinda guy.

Time for some link-free INSIGNIFICA:

...as long as you weren’t turned on, darlin’.

And speaking of sex toys, here’s some Media Celebrity News:


...no, I don’t know who she is either, but let’s have a look:

And in hot-weather gear:

Let’s all head off to the beach, because news time is over.