You’ll need a martini too, after reading this lot.
...hey, they’ll try anything to get Angela Merkel to commit suicide.
In Billionaire Tech Wizard News:
...what bullshit. a.) he’s trying to get sympathy from Lefties for palling up with DJT, or b.) he’s just another delusional Lefty like Whoopi Goldberg. (I know: embrace the power of “and”.) Although maybe this had something to do with it:
...it should have been $25 billion, which may have made the androgynous little asshole take notice.
...says the guy who wants to coerce the whole world into being injected with experimental vaccines, and who’s wasted billions on trying to eliminate Third World hunger.
And speaking of insane shit:
...have they not yet realized that the world has changed since November 2024 and this bullshit ain’t gonna fly? On the other hand, keyword: Pennsylvania.
Speaking of a changing world:
...you don’t say.
...in the list of Things To Worry About, this probably ranks well below “millions of badgers raining from the skies”.
From the Dept. of Education:
...or does this just mean that minorities aren’t such good students, have lower graduation rates and therefore need disproportionate assistance to compete with Whitey? Discuss.
...thus joining all the other universities in the world.
...only one hundred? Talk about under-achievers.
...should have kept it to a carefully-vetted dozen. But, Floriduh.
And of all those things we call 
...and the happy couple looks kinda like you’d think they would:
And as we drive down 
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...and she’s using pictures rather than text to get her message across:
And that’s all the news under the sun.
...well, that would stop anyone, really.
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