Tag: Humor
Stuff that makes me laugh
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5 Worst Things To Find In Your Wife’s Handbag
In ascending order of awfulness:
- A scalpel
- a lock of her old boyfriend’s hair
- …and when you’ve had a vasectomy:
– a six-pack of condoms, and/or
– an empty pregnancy test box - Bill Clinton’s “business” card
Your own suggestions in Comments. And no looking in your wife’s purse, either.
Christmas Thoughts From Kim
Or, if you’re of a more “modern” frame of mind:
I believe most gun stores will be open today.
And if you still can’t think of what to buy for yer Missus, take a tip from history:
She’ll love you forever.
5 Worst Christmas Presents To Find Under The Tree
Ranked in ascending order of awfulness:
- CD box set of “Frank Sinatra: The Vegas Years”
- $100 gift card for Crabtree & Evelyn
- DVD box set of Girls
- “No Meat, Ever: A Vegan Cookbook”
- Divorce papers
Your own suggestions in Comments. Bonus points if you’ve ever actually received any of them.
5 Worst Places To Have Sex For The First Time
For men or women:
- The seaside (where you’ll soon discover why sandpaper used to be made with beach sand)
- Lena Dunham’s bedroom
- Any public restroom
- On an active movie set or at a frat house party (pretty much the same thing, nowadays)
- Harvey Weinstein’s hotel room
Your suggestions in Comments. Extra points if it’s a place where you actually had sex for the first time.