Humor – Page 336 – Splendid Isolation

Caption Competition #15

Seeing as today (April 20) is Hitler’s birthday, here’s today’s pic:

Your captions in Comments.

Staying with the April 20 theme, and ranked from bad to horriblest:

killed his dog with poison
is responsible for Godwin’s Law
adopted a stupid political philosophy which still influences other statists like Nancy Pelosi and most Western European politicians
his even-more stupid anti-Semitism continues to influence assholes like Jeremy Corbyn, about one-third of all Internet commentary, and all of Islam
was, unsurprisingly, a strict vegetarian.

Your observations and suggestions in Comments.

Sainsbury’s is to introduce touch-free packaging ‘to help millennials who are squeamish about handling raw meat’

I award this piece of news three (out of five) Flakeys.

Good thing this didn’t happen in London: nobody would have had a knife.

Suggestions in Comments.

From bad to absolute worst:

The band plays a disco version of Free Bird
Your 8th-grade teacher-crush, Mrs. Sullivan, now needs a walker
Diarrhea, on the dance floor
Finally getting to score with the prom queen from your graduating class, only to discover that she now has dentures and you have erectile dysfunction
Realizing that that obnoxious chick from Government class — Hillary… Rodham? — still has a crush on you

Your suggestions (or experiences) in Comments.