Tag: Humor

Stuff that makes me laugh

Monday Funnies

Funny Stuff

I’ve got those “can’t-make-it-to-the-kitchen-for-my-Monday-morning-coffee”  blues…

So to wake us all up, a few things to laff at:

(that’s a fake post, but I bet they wanted to say that)

An off-the-cuff communication, with an inscrutable signature:

And still in the corporate world:

And a sign that really should be unnecessary, but no doubt there’s a good reason:

 

…although I would say that’s every day, myself.  And on a related topic:

(For my non-Hispanic Readers, “vato” means “dude”, and “pendejo” — in this circumstance — means “dumbass”.)

Update:  Power failure last night so I didn’t finish this post.  So just to round it all off:

News Roundup

Bad News

As always, commentary tasting like battery acid.  And speaking of which:


…maybe not oral sex, though.  Just sayin’.  And on that topic:


…for women, it’s the impact crater in the back of the throat.


…maybe if they went still further down and took two knees, then assumed the Muslim prayer position… naah, they’d still get it in the ass.


…or, Busted For Telling The Truth #265.  Also:


…to be fair, they aren’t like Nazis;  they’re like radical Islamist killers.

Too harsh?


…Q.E.D.


…guess it just wasn’t his day.  Africa Wins Again.


…I wish.  Then at least they’d be about something.


…so he did.  Bet it wasn’t the first time she’d cut his nuts off, though.


…and Russia Wins Again.


…not mentioned:  nobody speaks English.  Even when they’re speaking English, you won’t understand a word.

That said, comedienne Aisling Bea is Irish:

Of course,  she lives in London, not Ireland — which makes her all the more desirable.