Tag: Humor

About as bad as usual, hence the level of commentary.

…death by mannequin:  now there’s a fine tombstone epitaph.

…I didn’t even know that New Mexico had any GOP voters, let alone an organization.

…exactly who is this “we” you speak of?

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…you married a rock star and expected to be treated like a princess?

…much as I care nothing for this issue, I should point out to the Ginger Whinger that as this ceremony is being held in the United States, he has a First Amendment right — you know, the one he didn’t “get” — to wear his old lieutenant’s uniform from his tours of duty in Afghanistan — it’s the only part of his pre-Meghan life that we respect anyway.

…key phrase:  South Africa.

…okay, I just made this one up.  Or did I?

And now, some  INSIGNIFICA:

And:

…that’s it:  they’re doomed.

Finally, from the Dept. of Total Suckage:

…and the world mourns.

All the news that’s unfit for anything except derisive laughter.

…supply, meet demand.

…which means that Ice-T was wearing whiteface?  I’m offended.

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…just wasn’t his year, was it?  Bad decisions, one after another.

…Man U fans being renowned for their own good behavior and manners.

…looks like you can go “full evil”.  And as for the cops, they went “full incompetent” for thirty years.

…let’s hear it (again) for a nationalized health service.

…hey, I was just about to say that to her.

…am I the only one who isn’t shocked by either of the above?

And now, INSIGNIFICA:

…to be honest, all that means is that she’s not infertile.

Finally:

…and who has never wanted to do that?  As for Miss Alessandra:

And no, I had no idea who she was before this, either.  Model, or something.