Stuff that makes me laugh
Actually, that’s going to be more like my long-suffering Lady Readers (all three of them) when they see the tone of today’s Funny Stuff. But first, a classical reminder:
So here we go:
And just to end this off on the right note, some objectification:
And off we go into the week ahead.
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This article caught my attention:
Britain’s ‘ghost’ island: Tragic reason why last residents of remote archipelago left 95 years ago today
He’s talking about St. Kilda in the Outer Hebrides, and I believe the answer may be found on this map:
…which makes me think of only one thing: future internment camp for illegal aliens.
Yeah, tell me you didn’t think of that too.
Speaking of squealing…
...I think I remember reading this headline back in the 1960s — although the “slaughterhouses” part has most certainly come true in most Democrat-controlled cities, anyway.
...or maybe it was because of Glueball Wormening, I dunno — I get so confused sometimes.
Speaking of Teh Green Issues:
...wonder how much that little wokey gesture has cost them.
More Woke Stuff:
...anyone think he would have done this if the Democrats still controlled the White House? Me neither.
And speaking of woke costing money…. heeeere’s Krautyboy!
...what was your first clue, Karl-Heinz-Gerhard-Hanspeter?|
#ModernGermany #KillingTheStereotypeThatGermansAreLogical
...you mean “artificial” like Biden’s victory in 2020?
...exactly which people are you talking about, Yeronner? Gold Coast liberals like Fatboi Pritzker?
...gosh, I wonder why that is. And:
…..gosh, I wonder why that is.
#DeepstateCriminalCorruption
And speaking of criminals… from the Lawn Ordure Files:
...excuse me, I’m off to borrow Sarah Hoyt’s Shocked Face (again).
#Don’tTrustGovernmentStatistics
...hey, if we’re going to use quote marks around ‘raped’, I thought we might as well go the whole hog.
In Political News:
...a.k.a. when Elon regained his common sense and stopped feeding his own vanity.
In Sex News:
...getting arrested is not usually the result of this activity on PornHub (or so they tell me).
...considering it happened about a hundred years ago, this might not be that big a deal.
...in which we play our popular “Guess The Race” game. (clue is in the headline itself) Then there’s the new game: “Guess Why White People Are No Longer Going On Carnival Cruises (Or Visiting Six Flags)”.
And now for some salacious 
...nope, I have no idea who the dramatis personae are, either.
And as we saunter down 
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...as personified by some totty (“Jess Hayes”) whom I’ve never heard of (and I don’t think that I’m the only one):
Apparently she’s gone celibate because reasons. Whatever.
That’s news? Good question.
It’s Monday? However did you guess?
Classical aside:
And now onto the main event:
And on a tangential topic:
Now go and get those Labor Day specials.
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