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News Roundup

January 4, 2022 Kim du Toit Bad News

Whee, a whole year’s worth of news roundups to endure… oh well, I have to start somewhere.

…coffee meets laptop screen, via nose.

…I’d rather ride a bike than drive one of their shitty cars, anyway.

…all together now, to the tune of “How do you solve a problem like Maria?”: “Every thing that we don’t like is rayciss…”

…lotta dust in the air today.

…this might be alarming if a.) the whole world hadn’t already seen what she’s got, and b.) if there was anything there worth seeing.

…that’s how I read it, anyway.

…and when the next “Polar Vortex” comes a-calling, the entire country will be FUBAR. It’ll be even better if they think that climate change means no more polar vortexes. Hell, they can’t even handle current needs.

…oh fuck off, all of you.

…nice to know that they’ve fixed up mass starvation, rampant disease and all the other Shithole Country issues so that they can concentrate on weighty matters like this.

…I got nothing. Just… nothing.

And on a related topic:

…if I went to one of these “intimate dinner parties” and was served this shit, I would wreck the whole house and/or shoot the hostess.

…

Enough laughter… it’s time for INSIGNIFICA:

And speaking of redheads, here’s Girls Aloud’s Nicola Roberts:

Update

January 3, 2022 Kim du Toit Train Smash Women

An inquisitive Reader asks me: “In your original post about Train Smash Women, you had all sorts of good things to say about Lisa Appleton. But you haven’t posted anything about her recently. Why not?”

Well, apparently she’s toned down her act somewhat:

…and taken up yoga:

But she has done the lip-filler thing, so the Bad Decisions keep on coming.

Quite disappointing, really. Still, there’s always Britney to look forward to.

Monday Funnies

January 3, 2022 Kim du Toit Funny Stuff

It’s the first Monday of the New Year!

Try to contain your excitement.

Anyway, some New Year’s thoughts:

And some fresh smut for the new year:

Guns and scantily-clad women: that should set the proper tone for 2022…

Nit-Picking

January 2, 2022 Kim du Toit Mocking Furriners

From The Englishman, a correction to my New Year’s Eve greetings post for the Brits:

“Please note it wasn’t the “Brits” but only the English who were allowed to party together with their Celtic neighbours who escaped. I hear Bristol was very full last night.”

It took me nearly two decades to stop referring to all inhabitants of the British Isles as “English” or “Englishmen”, and now that I’ve finally got that straight, it appears that I’ve gone and fucked it up again.

Sigh.

Train Smash Women

January 2, 2022 Kim du Toit Train Smash Women

And what better way to introduce the New Year, than with a selection of Train Smash Women?

More bad decisions in one post than in an average Biden Cabinet meeting… okay, maybe not that many.

News Roundup

December 31, 2021 Kim du Toit Bad News

Might as well end the year with a whimper…

…not as strange as some of the other stuff he’s supposed to be in charge of, sweetie.

…killing your sister because you don’t agree with her way of life is a cultural thing, you see, so they won’t be charged.

…another cultural custom, of course.

From the Heart Of Stone Department:

…if this was California or New York, those three deaths would be entered as “Death Caused By Covid”.

…I don’t think Mr. Wretched has had breakfast at Cracker Barrel for quite a while.

…I’d be really curious to see how what percentage of those women are married.

…I see that the rodent was “humanely trapped” and handed over to the SPCA. Lucky squirrel; in any American town not in California, he’d have been shot dead in less than ten minutes after the first bite — along with a few dozen others, just to be sure.