Tag: Humor

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And now for a gay old time:

…oh, yeah, baby.  This was said like it’s some kind of problem.  Predictably, some assholes have a problem with this:

…oh yes, we are.  Not like anyone cares what some NYC media hustler thinks.  These guys don’t, anyway:

…and why?  Because not ONE of the gun control bills suggested so far would have prevented either the Buffalo- or Laguna Beach shootings.  And speaking of liars:

…you had me at “Biden lied”.

…yup, because in the history of the whole world, only Black people have ever been fat.

ENTERTAINMENT NEWS:

…can you spell “box office disaster”, children?  Of course you can.  Seems like they didn’t learn from these guys:

…and did they go woke, children?  Of course they did.

From the Dept. of POLITICKS:

…key word:  Oregon.  And speaking of the Far-Left:

Australia Elects Ultra-Green Asshole As Prime Minister
…yeah, this is going to end well.

…but that’s not a terrorist threat, of course, so *crickets* from the DoJ/DHS.

Time for INSIGNIFICA:

 

…and here’s the unlucky Rhian:

…struggling to walk:

And that’s all the news that’s fit to watch.

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And in other news that leaves a bad taste in your mouth:

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…maybe if you hadn’t invaded Ukraine…?

…hands up those who’d prefer to see Sweden and Finland in NATO instead of Turkey — hmmm… all of you, huh?

…the competition to see how many tampons someone can fit into their mouth will begin in 3…2…1…

…as I told the officer during the Girl Scout Incident Of 1989.

…there are so many reasons not to order a Diet Coke at any time, e.g. it tastes like shit, makes you thirstier and has as much effect on your weight as a Classic Coke — so its extra fizziness is just a bonus.

Great Moments In Medicine:

…or as we call it in Murka, a “Clinton Suicide”.

…thus proving that shit movies can be bad for your health.

…or, more succinctly:  Get Woke, Get Fucked.

…in order of importance:  dogs, chocolate, heat-sensitive explosive devices, soft plastic items, babies.

And in no-link INSIGNIFICA:

 

Finally:

…I report, you decide: 

  

And that, as they say in the Anglosphere, is the news.