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And in other news that leaves a bad taste in your mouth:
…maybe if you hadn’t invaded Ukraine…?
…hands up those who’d prefer to see Sweden and Finland in NATO instead of Turkey — hmmm… all of you, huh?
…the competition to see how many tampons someone can fit into their mouth will begin in 3…2…1…
…as I told the officer during the Girl Scout Incident Of 1989.
…there are so many reasons not to order a Diet Coke at any time, e.g. it tastes like shit, makes you thirstier and has as much effect on your weight as a Classic Coke — so its extra fizziness is just a bonus.
Great Moments In Medicine:
…or as we call it in Murka, a “Clinton Suicide”.
…thus proving that shit movies can be bad for your health.
…or, more succinctly: Get Woke, Get Fucked.
…in order of importance: dogs, chocolate, heat-sensitive explosive devices, soft plastic items, babies.
And in no-link INSIGNIFICA:
…I report, you decide:
And that, as they say in the Anglosphere, is the news.