A classical reference:
Now on to the usual shameful collection of sexism, misogyny and absurdity…
And some not-so-large people, to end this off:
Now art off into the rest of the week.
Tag: Humor
Stuff that makes me laugh
Problem, Solution
From Insty:
In the interests of saving precious avgas, may I make a humble suggestion — because there’s no need to take them all the way over to Yurp, after all.:
I’m sure Doom Goblin* Greta Thunberg of all people would appreciate the IDF’s effort to save eeeevil fuel and thus pollute Gaia’s atmosphere less.
Just a thought.
*okay, who came up with that wonderful nickname for the little Swedish retard?
3 Voices That Can Just STFU
From now on, I’m actually not interested in hearing anything that these three people have to say, about anything.
Tucker Carlson
I used to listen to what he said — thanks to a gift subscription to his channel — back before he went completely off the rails. Carlson is not a conservative, he’s not a Republican: he’s a loose cannon, and I don’t care much for cannons of the loose persuasion. Which leads me to my next loudmouth.
Candace Owens
If you’re going to choose a hill to die on, then why FFS would you decide that hill to be “Brigitte Macron is actually a man” ? I’ve always been a little suspicious of Owens, because she’s a perfect example of today’s “influencer” ethos, where people of little talent or intellect try to dominate the media just by being “famous” or “edgy”. Yes, she’s said some things that I agree with — e.g. calling out Black Lives Matter — but in today’s fucked-up world, that’s not difficult. STFU Candace and go away. You’re not a conservative commentator, you’re an embarrassment. So stop pretending to be one.
Lindsey Graham
Master of the art of bandwagon statements. In other words, he’ll chime in only after others have said something which makes Republicans cheer. And when he says something all on his own, it’s usually wrong or else just bullshit.
Begone, all of you.
Caption Competition #413
Your suggestions in Comments.
News Roundup
Also out of the window, some Backlash News:
...it’s just a good thing that in the grand scheme of things, none of them matter.
...of course, ICE could always respond to the danger by shooting the little shits when they get violent. And speaking of The Great Cultural Assimilation Project©:
...okay, so we throw them in jail for thirty years, then strip them of their citizenship and then send them back to Assholistan. Anyone got a problem with this? Nobody? Well all righty, then.
Some .DotMil News:
...you mean he’s still alive?
#HangHimTomorrow
...long overdue, too.
And in Global Cooling Climate Warming Change© News:
...I think “failing to meet expectations” describes pretty much all these bullshit Green ideas.
Now for some Perv News:
...errr who he again?
#SorosFundManager
Speaking of perverts, here’s the Dept. of Education:
...and here I thought it was the pupils who gave teachers gifts (e.g. apples). Must be a new thing.
...because said murderer started off as a “teacher”. Fucking Commies.
And now for some 
And as we peer over the hedges that line the houses in 
:
...ooooohhh yes.
...and a few others of the non-lagoon type:
Monday Funnies
And speaking of military things, here’s our classical thought for the week:
So on we go with Teh Usual Foolishness:
And speaking of religions:
And in similar vein:
As for committing crimes, how about some thoughtcrime?
So from the Teenager Files*:
*All in their late teens, of course. This is a law-abiding blog.
