Tag: Humor

Stuff that makes me laugh

News Roundup

Bad News

Brought to you by the real “Breakfast Of Champions”, a.k.a. “Never Mind That Cereal Bullshit”:

Let’s sink our teeth into it, then.


…okay:  who wants to be the one to tell him?


…simple answer: fuck off and die.  No more experimental vaccines in my body, ever again.


…and you lying cocksuckers can FOAD too, because you’re not fooling anyone.  You’re going to use your newly-recruited sturmtruppen to target conservative taxpayers with audits.


…yes, really, don’t come — we have ten Uvalde-type incidents here every day in North Texas, and especially in Plano.

…yeah, what he said.


…no there won’t, so shut the fuck up, Senator, and stop feeding into the Democrats’ Demonization / Hysteria / Enable the FBI program.

And in post-apartheid Seffrica:


…of course it isn’t.  Only Whites can be guilty of hate speech.


…as long as it was hit by a small bird, and not by one of these birds.  That would have been a write-off.


…keyword:  Australian.


…his defense:  “Bitch had it coming.”


…when your city is too chaotic for the Prince Of Darkness…


…nothing “horrible” about it.

And in link-free INSIGNIFICA:


…kinda like fighting fire with gasoline and matches, really.  And in Spain?

I know, you want evidence:

   

Viva Espana!

Different Imports

Immigration

Maybe I’m being just a simple-minded Texan here, but when you see this situation occurring:

Tens of millions of Pakistanis have been forced to flee their homes and more than 1,000 are dead as devastating flooding threatens to drown an area the size of Britain, experts warned. One third of the country faces going under and entire villages have vanished, with dramatic footage capturing hotel collapses, helicopter rescues and narrow escapes among desperate residents. Foreign minister Bilawal Bhutto Zardari said this morning from his home in flood-ravaged province Sindh, south-eastern Pakistan: ‘Around me is just water, water and more water. There’s not much dry land to be found. We’ve suffered a devastating monsoon [with] floods from the sky that have been going on since the end of June. It is a catastrophe on a scale that I have never seen before.’

And add it to this situation:

Astonishing pictures show a medieval village that was submerged by a reservoir a century ago and has now reappeared as a result of falling water levels.
The pictures come as droughts and hosepipe bans were being declared across the UK after weeks after weeks* of no to little rainfall.

…wouldn’t it make more sense for Britishland, at least for a year or two, to pause the importation of Pakistanis and replace it with importation of Pakistan’s water surplus?

*the proper grammar being “week after week” or, if multiple weeks, “month after month”, but let’s not get sidetracked.

Monday Funnies

Funny Stuff


(me, coughing up phlegm over the weekend)

So let’s yuk it up a little more…

I got nothin’… anyone else?  Bueller?

May have posted these ones before, but they bear repeating:


(one of my favorites of all time)

Okay, let’s dial it back a tad:


(insert appropriate head)

And some old-time totty art:

Good luck with the rest of the week… yer gonna need it.

News Roundup

Bad News

Sponsored by the Beer ‘N Treason Club (North Plano chapter):

And thus, the news:

…fuckin’ Swedes should stick to lutefisk or whatever crap they eat.


…good grief, that’s like ten years’ worth of their annual GDP.


…did somebody say, “DARWIN”?


…you know you’re a loser when even Child Protective Services says all you’re good for is fucking strangers for money.


…same thing Over Here.  You want something illegal done without risk of prosecution, hire a “minority” to do it.


…NOTA. In fact, my choice would be Jacob Rees-Mogg.  In a sane world, he’d be my Deputy World-Emperor.


…putting a whole new slant on the expression, “leaving it till the last minute”.


…keep ’em coming, TXGov Abbott… give till it hurts.


…yeah, we knew that.


…ye gods, it’s Duckface vs. Fuckface.

And from the wide, un-linked world of INSIGNIFICA:

 


…and I have to concur:  it’s beyond belief.

 

And that’s the unbelievable news.