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OMG:

Applying gun control logic to the above, I think that we should ban all backpacks.  After all, nobody needs to own a backpack, which frees the arms and hands to perpetrate horrible atrocities like this one.  Had the scumbag been carrying a suitcase, he wouldn’t have been able to do this.

Don’t even get me started on the high-capacity military-style backpacks, which have no place in civilian ownership.

Commonsense backpack control.  It’s time.

News Roundup

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…because it’s Pride Month, you bigots.  And speaking of:


…that bad, huh?


…given that a significant number of Catholic priests are homos and pedos, why not?


…given that it’s the Fairy Force, I’m quite surprised.  Buncha bigots.

…Step 1:  learn how to shoot.  Step 2:  carry your gun to school.


…as well he should.  See above.


…mystery solved after police learn he was a Clinton staffer.


…gin for the win.  Cheers.


…lessee, here.  Shooter: Black.  Doctor: Black.  Gun:  black.  Of course it’s all Whitey’s fault.


…guaranteed to win in Florida, just like fellow-idiot Beta O’Rourke in Texas.


…and not by the po-po:  by other mourners.  And yet again, we play the “Guess The Race” game.

Missouri pastor fatally shoots a man having an affair with his wife
…there’s a whole lot of “allegeds” in this story, but then again he caught them in flagrante delicto, so…

And in (thankfully) no-link INSIGNIFICA:

   


…I got nothing;  absolutely nothing.

Instead, here are some random pictures of fish.

And someone who is definitely a woman:

News?  We don’ need no steenkin’ news.

Monday Funnies

Funny Stuff

Not only is it Monday, but:

But that was not to be (see earlier post for reasons).

Anyway, some Oz-centric jokes:

Most Australian headline ever: 

Wait a minute:  NOBODY TOLD ME ABOUT THE BLOODSUCKING DROP BEARS!!!

And if that isn’t bad enough:

NOBODY TOLD ME ABOUT THE SNAILS WITH CHAINSAW TONGUES EITHER!!!

FFS…

Well, no point getting upset about all that, I suppose… look what I missed:

 

 

Perhaps I’m being too harsh… so here’s something a bit better (although she does remind me a little of that bird-eating spider):

Sheesh.

News Roundup

Bad News

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And some things guaranteed to give you the runs:


…not that Virgin has ever shown any sign of class, ever.


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...which is classic Marxist doctrine, for those unfamiliar with it.  Not that I ever expected anything different from these Commies.


…LOL if it did, I’d consider carrying a 9mm handgun.  But it doesn’t.


…the people who used the guns to commit murder, however, have no doubt been released from jail on parole.


…not one of which would have stopped, or will ever stop, a mass shooting.


…throw in the West Coast with another two, and you’ve got a deal.  Bonus if you trigger the Big One.


…that’s one way of getting rid of the town’s parking problems, I suppose.


…roll on November 2022/2024, and we will.

Speaking of college:


…key phrase:  “The school is a Catholic, all-male, college preparatory school.”

And on to link-free INSIGNIFICA:

   


…it’s been a while, but I don’t remember the Grand Canyon looking anything like this:

And by the way, the chick’s boyfriend is a total asshole.

Finally, a quick quiz:  Spot The Mom

And that’s it, for the news.

Quote Of The Day

Mocking Furriners, QOTD

From Johnny Rotten, about Britishland’s Royal Family:

“A bunch of German tourists, with a Greek thrown in.”

I know several Brits who still refer to them as “the Germans”, with one saying witheringly:  “My family has been noble for well over six centuries.  Theirs hasn’t.”