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Brought to you by the real “Breakfast Of Champions”, a.k.a. “Never Mind That Cereal Bullshit”:

Let’s sink our teeth into it, then.


okay:  who wants to be the one to tell him?


simple answer: fuck off and die.  No more experimental vaccines in my body, ever again.


and you lying cocksuckers can FOAD too, because you’re not fooling anyone.  You’re going to use your newly-recruited sturmtruppen to target conservative taxpayers with audits.


yes, really, don’t come — we have ten Uvalde-type incidents here every day in North Texas, and especially in Plano.

yeah, what he said.


no there won’t, so shut the fuck up, Senator, and stop feeding into the Democrats’ Demonization / Hysteria / Enable the FBI program.

And in post-apartheid Seffrica:


of course it isn’t.  Only Whites can be guilty of hate speech.


as long as it was hit by a small bird, and not by one of these birdsThat would have been a write-off.


keyword:  Australian.


his defense:  “Bitch had it coming.”


when your city is too chaotic for the Prince Of Darkness


…nothing “horrible” about it.

And in link-free INSIGNIFICA:


kinda like fighting fire with gasoline and matches, really.  And in Spain?

I know, you want evidence:

   

Viva Espana!

9 comments

  1. re — ‘plane not hit by land-whale’
    .
    According to the press-release about “… showing off her curves…”:
    “Looking natural without make-up, Gemma pulled her blonde locks back into a messy ponytail, completing her look with silver jewellery.”
    .
    No mention of frightening dogs and terrorizing entire communities while ravaging buffet after buffet.

    1. I had to search to find out who Gemma Collins is. I regret opening that link and finding out who she is. I bet the sun hid behind the clouds when she came out.

      JQ

  2. On the “Don’t Move to Texas” billboards, I wouldn’t be surprised if a group of Texans paid for them. In fact, if anyone is taking up a collection, I’d be willing to pitch in.

    I actually know a Texan (hack, cough, he’s an embarrassment) who got his legal degree and moved to California. I have no presence on FB, Twitter, etc. but my wife does. For a short time they were FB friends. According to her, this guy never missed a chance to badmouth Texas. Good, I say, let him scare off the other Cali’s and hope none of them bastards move here.

  3. The problem with the “Women should swim topless in public pools” idea is that I suspect we’d end up with far more of the Gemma type than the likes of Kim’s examples.

  4. I’ve bee to 3 nude beaches in my life, Vancouver BC, Meersburg, Germany and Bora Bora, France. The usual 90-10 ratio of ugly to beautiful applied in all 3, added to which is the fact that ugly women who want to get nude are maniac exhibitionists and showed me things I never wanted to see, nor ever want to see again.

    I expect those Spanish pretty beach girl photos are so cherry picked as to be fraudulent.

    1. The women at Sandy Bay (Cape Town) are all come in your pants hot. So are the men, so make sure that your beach body is ready.

  5. > Gemma Collins shows off her curves

    Those aren’t curves, those are lumps.

    > You’re going to use your newly-recruited sturmtruppen to target conservative taxpayers with audits.

    Not the tax payers, the 501c3s.

    RE: Trump indictment and riots:
    Yeah, there will be. There’s a lot of so-called conservatives who are thick as bricks and think that since the left gets away with it, the right will too.

    Also, Ray Epps.

  6. The full breckie looks delicious!!!

    They can shove their Communist Chinese COVID boosters right up where their heads are collectively shoved.

    The new shutzenstaffel of the IRS can go pound sand. I hope they go visit the wrong people and get taught the hardway. That’s the only way these imbeciles will learn and even then I doubt they’ll learn.

    “Kill the Boer” is just as racist as songs referring to other demographic groups but it has been acceptable to be bigoted against caucasians.

    Who cares about Ozzy and his brood? As someone, was it Kim, aptly observed, his problems would be solved if he moved out of LA County.

    I’m sure the pictures from Spain are cherry picked.

    Sleeping with 700 men is one metric but how many STDs did she get and spread is another interesting statistic.

    charlie Crist is on his way to becoming the answer to the trivia question “Who lost in a land slide to Ron DeSantis in the governor’s election?

    JQ

  7. Never mind the pencil test, your Spanish Beach women wouldn’t pass the barbell test.

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