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…which is what you’ll do when you see the news. To whit:
...sheesh, when even Brit journalists can see it...
...classified by medical science as “Ultra-Mega-Deluxe-Horny Syndrome”, a medical condition unique in that it carries the death penalty. Or should.
...myself, I’d advocate lashings with sjamboks, but who am I to argue with the Greatest Living Englishman?
...I don’t think that’s possible, Glenn.
And from the Dept. of !!Scientific Studies!! comes:
...never knew I was a gamer, but there ya go. That said, the study was probably conducted in the library at Broadmoor.
...are you fucking joking?
...key words: “in Turkey”.
And some good news, for a change:
...shouldn’t have served a day, let alone six months.
On Paige 3:
...oh no, that just ain’t so!!
And in the “Oh, To Be In England“ Dept.:
...all other serious crimes having been solved, that is.
And:
...how would anyone even know?
...leading one to ask: is there any car-based activity in Britishland today that doesn’t carry a penalty?
Then:
...actually, that’s quite a common affliction for people living south of the River Tweed.
And from The Place With No Links, a.k.a. INSIGNIFICA:
Finally, some real news:
...I would imagine that being locked up in a house with La Charlotte would strengthen quite a few things, e.g. the will to live.
And speaking of being at home: shouldn’t you be on your way to work?
