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And on we go, cutting away the fat from the news.


...history buffs will note the parallels with the Soviet-era KGB.  And similarly:


...just another way the totalitarian state forces people to comply.


...not climate change?  I’m amazed.  I mean:


...see? 


...note the weasel word “could”.  In any event, let’s not be too ambitious, and start small with, say, “Dry January Mondays.  Or not even that (my preference).


...I believe I once wrote an essay on this very topic… twenty years ago.


what happens when you open cheap air travel to the masses.


...key word:  Manchester.  See above.


amazingly, not in Florida;  but unsurprisingly, in Portland OR.


...I would have thought that her husband would be the subject matter expert when it came to global affairs (Jeffrey Epstein coff coff), but whatever.


...hey, some people are turned on by that kind of thing.

And in recent INSIGNIFICA:


...well, that’s a big claim, so let’s examine the evidence, shall we?

     

More evidence upon request.


*not really, but they’re one of my favorite knife makers, so why not?

Interesting

FYI, I thought I’d point out that in the event that the POTUS dies or is incapacitated, the line of succession is:

  1. Vice-President
  2. Speaker of the House of Representatives

Just sayin’.

Monday Funnies

Ah yes, Monday has arrived…

So let’s get on with fixing the train wreck.


I think I dated her sister in college… and speaking of dates:

And some Christmas leftovers, “Bad Elf” division:

Finally, here’s Charlotte McSkinny (who is not an elf) and her legs:

Admit it:  you never got that far down, did you?

Get on with yer week, ya pervs.

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Speaking of two fingers:

 

From the Department Of Here We Fucking Go Again:

 

…while in the Fourth Reich:


...wait, you mean all that lockdown shit didn’t work?

Back to some good news, for a change:


...which will be reported by mainstream media in:  10,000… 9,999… 9,998…


...don’t care who or what you are;  you kill someone, Missouri will kill you right back.  As it should be.


...wish we’d done that to the fucking Californians.


...as the NYFT slides deeper and deeper into delusion and irrelevance.



wait… this was in California?

And of course, would any news roundup be complete without a Republican circular firing squad?


...that said, I’m not comfortable with a California Republican in a power seat — the last time we had that, Richard Nixon gave us the Environmental Protection Agency, by executive order.

From the INSIGNIFICA files:

   

And finally, for something a little different:


...no, I don’t know who she is either, some Brit actress I think, but let me introduce her to y’all: 


And if that isn’t somewhat better news than we’ve been seeing… well, I give up.

3 People

…or groups of people that I don’t want to see, read about or hear from in 2023:

Individuals:

  • Rebel Wilson — this sour-faced Oz chick was distasteful even before she went lesbo
  • Harry / Meghan — totally irrelevant couple, consisting of the one-time royal “spare” and an ex-TV starlet of little talent
  • Madonna — I shouldn’t have to explain why

(Dis)honorable mention:  Piers Morgan.  Because Piers Morgan.

Groups:

  • anyone named Beckham:  David, his pointy wife, his no-talent sons, whatever
  • the Kardashian / Jenner coven — they are the very definition of the term “media whores”;  also included:  their many sperm donors
  • anyone named Obama — the socialist ex-president, his talent-free wife and his irrelevant daughters

(Dis)honorable mention:  any Trump not named Donald.

Taken as a whole, all the above define the word INSIGNIFICA, as coined by Yer Humble Narrator, and deserve no hearing or exposure.