Tag: Humor

Stuff that makes me laugh

Another Stupid Survey

Lists

You can go ahead and read the silly thing, which as always is crammed full of utter nonsense… but this is more honest:

Kim’s 10 Best Reasons For Having Sex

  1. money
  2. fulfilling a longtime fantasy
  3. the kids are at Nana’s house
  4. you have a sneaking suspicion that you might be making a mistake
  5. you’re out of town on business
  6. you mistakenly popped a Viagra instead of your vitamin tablet
  7. the game’s been called off because of rain
  8. you’re both drunk and she’s keen
  9. the hotel’s Housekeeping will have to clean up the mess
  10. family reunions don’t happen every day, you know.

…and by the way, it’s even better if you can combine any of the above into one really good reason.

Feel free to add your suggestions in Comments…

Business Decision

Business, Marketing / Advertising, Movies

I love to read bullshit like this:

John Wick 4 trailer sets up battle between Keanu Reeves and Bill Skarsgard: ‘Only one can survive’

Uh huh.  Like any movie studio is going to kill off the hero of a very successful “franchise”.  I can just visualize the management’s response to some young dimwit suggesting that action:

Let’s face it:  when it comes to art, business always wins.  Always.

Afterthought:  I watched the first Wick movie, hated it with a passion (actually never made it to the end) so I’ve never watched any of the sequels.  The above post has more to do with the marketing thereof than anything related to the movie itself.

News Roundup

Bad News

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And piss-poor the news is, too:


...aren’t you the guys who started the 2008 global economic crash?


...and we’ll tell you to stick it up your ass.


...can you say “errant torpedo”, children?


...and take a rough guess as to which party and what kind of people would oppose this.


...vs. tens of thousands of law-abiding gun owners in the same city who would disagree.  And on that note:


...and that’s “official” sales. Yup;  the more they hate us and our guns, the more we buy.


...too bad he didn’t start with himself.  Metaverse is going to pull the whole company down.


...thus making instant criminals of a couple hundred thousand people when they tell him to fuck off. 


...a little too late to help John McEnroe, but oh well.


...I was wondering when the feministicals would get round to ol’ Warren.


…unless you’re talking to socialists, in which case you need a spiked ClueBat.

And from linkless INSIGNIFICA:

        

Finally, here’s an Alt-PAIGE 3:



...have to say she’s not bad (in that “rough chick” kinda way), but she’s not a patch on the Real Paige.

YMMV.

News Roundup – Non-Election Edition

Bad News

No post-election items, just the usual rubbish sponsored by:


The Breakfast Of Champions

And for the rest…


...little fucker should have been scourged, then impaled — but that’s just me.


….muy doloroso.  Also, huevos y putas.


….lemme tell ya, that placenta stuff is a cast-iron bitch to get off upholstery.


….missed it by thismuch.  Also keyword:  Africa.


….fuck this gun-banning asshole San Francisco company and all who work for it.


...hey, if it gets rid of the “der-das-die-den” bullshit, I’m cool.


...this has not been my experience;  although twenty does seem to be overreaching a little.


…


...burn them with fire.


...based on what I know of boys, that sounds about right.


...don’t forget your magic crystal and pyramid either, you fucking gullible morons.


...trust me, you do not want to see this… oh, you do? Here ya go, then, and on your own head be it.

And in INSIGNIFICA:

   

And in our Paige Three segment:


...valid question, that.  Let’s look at a few action shots:




Aaaand that’s enough swinging.