Sponsored by the makers of:

From the Dept. Of Global Warming Climate Cooling Change:

...Snowflake City.

...I prefer to keep things simple: don’t trust ANY government agency.
And speaking of government-run institutions:

…

...because of course he would.
From the Dept. Of Irony:

...or as he himself might say: “Burn, baby, burn.”
From the Dept. Of Education:

...only 55? They need to try harder.

...what’s gambled in Vegas, stays in Vegas.
Dept. Of International News:

...as are all who dare challenge the Great Cultural Melting Pot Experiment.

...♫ ♪ ♫ ♪…it’s raining beasts, hallelujah...♫ ♪ ♫ ♪

...laugh all you want, but in a couple years’ time this won’t be satire.
And in INSIGNIFICA:



This Roundup’s Hotty Totty:
There’s this Brit TV show about people leaving gloomy Britishland for sunnier climes, and one of the show’s hosts is named Laura Hamilton:



Little toothy, but still quite MILFy…