Tag: Humor

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Let’s but us no buts, but just dive headlong into the news…

...oh, but but but what about the global freezing climate warming change?

...explain again why we need this particular Constitutional provision to be underlined?

...while we’re there, what about the ones who promised to emigrate if Trump won in 2016?

And speaking of celebrities:

...if anyone has been well and truly “dated” (i.e. shagged by a multitude of strange men), it’s this bedraggled tart.

...shoulda listened to the bookies (pre-tournament:  16-1 against).

...by injection, instead of by flaying and crucifixion.  Otherwise, an excellent ending to the story.

…I don’t care if they have 24/7 continuous orgasms.  Kill them all with fire.

...remind me again why nationalized healthcare is such a good thing.

...the rats should be feasting on the striking workers’ festering corpses, but that’s just my opinion.  I mean:

...not even the Blitz inflicted such hardship on the long-suffering Brits.

...where would we be without experts to tell us why men fuck around when they’re drunk, in the company of women they may have been fantasizing about for ages, and their wives aren’t in the room?

...and Skanky McSkankface is somehow surprised by this.

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And in our alt-Paige Three Department:

 

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And on we go, into the filthy bowels of the news:

...let’s not get carried away, here.  Maybe if their backbone went from jelly to cartilage, then we can go from there.

...so the stabber is a “teenager” but the stabee is a “man.”  Make up yer fucking minds.

...I remember when the PPI going over 1.5% meant panic just about everywhere.

 
...of course she does.

...except when we destroy an iconic girl’s toy, it’s a joke:

From the Dept. of Cultural Assimilation:

...should have welcomed him with a fucking bayonet.

...and if you know what a “vibrating horned penis ring” is, go and stand in the corner.  I had to look it up, and good grief, that’s nasty.

...I’m not sure anyone could write a more African scenario than this.

...sounds about right.  So does this:

...I wish I could have seen his face when she said, “Yup, that’s his,” on the witness stand.

...can’t get excited about this one, either.  But I can about this one:

...a true Backstreet Boy, indeed. I mean, FFS.

...paging Mr. Stupid Money;  do we have a deal for you!

From the Dept. of “Yes, That Happened”:

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...I’m just amazed that “Gimme a blowjob” didn’t make the list.  Maybe the trolley dollies don’t think that’s too bad.  I’ll do the research the next time I fly.

Lastly, this:

Bouncy-bouncy in tight dresses… saggy-baggies outside of them.  Just my suspicion;  I could be wrong.