Caption Competition #270 March 3, 2023 Kim du Toit Captions, Friday Feature Your suggestions in Comments.
Look at that Wildabeast over there…
“Psss… Just so you know, the lions over there are pussies….”
“My turn, my turn… Let me see!”
“That’s not her good side…”
“I’d go with an f/1.7, myself.”
OK … OK …. I should have known that when the guy at the NYC Camra store said it had a camo finish, he didn’t understand that putting Jungle Camo on my new 2,000 mm lens for use on the Savanna didn’t make any sense. Next time you can talk to him.
“Maybe if I purr a little, he’ll realize I’m right here.”
I’m ready for my closeup Mr. DeMille.
Pull the trigger already! I’m hungry and that prairie rat isn’t going to die without lead poisoning.
See here the wildlife photographer in its natural habitat, being closely monitored by the game warden.
Never trust a man who gets his pussy at work.
I hate it when the boss looks over my shoulder while working.
I wonder what the guy pays his native spotter?
Oooh, get that one on the right. She’s hot!
Elmer carefully aims his blunderbuss.
Going to her mother’s house my ass! That lying cheating bitch ain’t getting a dime!
My girlfriend ‘s not just a leopard, she’s a cheetah!
Riding the heels of a — thankfully — languishing trend, this vintage advert for ‘Chukka’ ‘boots’ starring ‘exotic’ film star ‘Lance Steele’ attempts to revitalize the fad… all to no avail!
Goddamitall! Just look at all those fookin’ hyenas! Put down that fooking’ camera, pick up that AK, and end them all, ya dumb sonofabitch!!!
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