Stuff that makes me laugh
…annnnnd they’re off!
Yes, it’s time for the Train Smash Championship Stakes, at Aintree’s Grand National. Sadly, though, the pics seem to have been taken before the pubs opened…
While some appeared to have not got the memo about only wearing weird and wonderful outfits…
Rather disappointing, in fact. Maybe things will go pear-shaped later.
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And in other health news:
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...we know, dude — ’cause most of them seem to have ended up in Texas.
...like tossing a pebble into mud: one small plop, no ripples, silence.
...there seems to be a lot of this going on, and it’s about time.
...it’s almost enough to make me want to go back to shopping at Target… nah, not yet.
...I like this, if only because now they won’t be able to slip in a verse from the Koran, either.
...living down to all my expectations of him.
...welcome to MY world. Fuck Joe Biden.
And from INSIGNIFICA:
...no doubt she’s all embarrassed about her wrinkles and dried-up old mimsy flaps.
...hook up with these guys, sweetie: 
…that’ll show him.
...I actually tried this, as a service to my Readers. And it tastes as bad as you think it would.
Finally, in Paige Three News:
...I’d share the link and pics, but I refuse to be responsible for all those exploding erections.
Oh, what the hell…
And that’s it, for the news.
I’ve spoken about these guys before, but this is the best.
Executive summary: Company comes up with cheeky ad which is generally loved, but which (of course) offends a few (literally) people, so they have to take it down.
Here’s the offending (not offensive) ad:
Here’s their response post-takedown:
And here’s their latest:
Perfect, as advertised. If I were in the market for some backyard fake grass, I wouldn’t consider anyone other than Great Grass.
Brought to you by the makers of:
And in other sickening news:
...to make sure their investment is still bearing fruit, no doubt.
...the perfect response would have ChatGPT write the libel brief.
...keyword: South Africa. Also:
...because Australia, of course.
...man deserves an Oscar, not to mention danger pay.
...git ‘er done, guys.
...just another “hold our beer” moment.
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...ordinary ol’ crabs not good enough.
...and about time. Also: whack that fucking Soros prosecutor while you’re about it.
...oh, be my guest inside that link.
In the INSIGNIFICA:
And in the Paige Three Department:
Yeah, I know, I know: some Spanish guy won the tournament. Damn furriners come to our country, win our golf tournaments, steal our blond Murkin wimmens…
Well done, amigo. On all counts.
And so much for the news.
So, to clear our heads, a little off-beat mirth:
Menage à trois — a French term, after all:
And in the same vein:
And while we’re in that territory, so to speak, some offerings from Frederic Leighton:
The last is not by Frederic Leighton. But run off to work, anyway.