Tag: Humor

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And some people who have no clue:

...who’s this little gayboy, again?  Has he ever been elected to any office?

Then again:

...seems like these elected officials from Red America know more about the topic than the above gayboy.

...then maybe small-bore cartridges will do the trick? I’m thinking something around .357 (handguns) or 6.5mm (rifles), but I’m always open to alternatives.

And now on to less relevant topics:

...I’m trying to see why this is my problem.

...to the complete surprise of… nobody.

...I’d be too embarrassed to come along too, if I were the little shit who’d blocked all Trump’s border security initiatives.

...this report coming to you from Planet Obvious.

...I think “assisted suicide” should be left to the professionals — i.e. the Clintons.

...sounds about right.

...and this too sounds about right.  No mention of any pre-execution torture, however, which makes me sad.

From the Teacher Of The Year Competition:

...I know, I too wish I were of school-going age right now.

And from our Paige Three Department:

...wherein our girl makes us proud, once again.

Now for INSIGNIFICA:

   

...fixed it for them.

Finally, some news of a career change:

...for the Beanpole fans among you.

Now off to keep your careers going, such as they are.