News Roundup

And speaking of things that can drive you to drink:


...but wait!  There’s hope:


...attaboyI note, by the way, that any money left over after he pays the sharks will be given to some charity.  NO.  Give it to Daniel Penny, for the income he lost while imprisoned.

In Euroland:


...took you Bohunks a while to realize that, dinnit?


...Italians sure are wussies.  No wonder they lost WWII.

Back home:


...maybe in Vegas, that would.


...“possible”?  Bitch orchestrated the whole fucking thing, IMO.

But in Global Cooling Climate Warming Change country:


...like my car gets great gas mileage because I never drive it.


...must be playing them Joe Biden press conference videos Oh wait, that would be the Howls Of Laughter lesson.

And speaking of cartoon characters:


wait, you mean that all this time, this was… Reggie?

More Queer News:


...forget it, Jake:  it’s Los Angeles.


...your trusty Mossberg, some birdshot, a comfortable chair… oh wait, it’s Britishland.  Nemmind.


...abandon hope all ye who follow that link.

And in further INSIGNIFICA:
 

Finally, in more Geriatric Sex News:


...seriously?  I mean, for a really old broad, she’s… okay, I guess.  I report, you decide:

Still wouldn’t.

And that’s all the news that’s… fit.

4 comments

  1. Jack Daniels, Coors, Miller and others went woke years ago. The big breweries all produce utter rubbish that is embarrassing to call beer. Support your local independent brewer.

    Can’t Stewart stick to being on the cover of Oprah’s magazine and such? SI is a rubbish magazine anyway.

    nice to see the Hungarians smartened up. I hope this catches on quickly.

    Durham report? I’m only surprised that the evidence wasn’t hidden better and people in the government actually had the gall to publish this. Will there be a rash of Vince Foster type suicides hitting these folks? Of course the Clintons were involved.

    JQ

    1. Nobody bothered to hide things because they know ultimately nothing will happen to them. .Gov agencies have played this game for years, ignore the loud noises outside, claim you’re changing things, promote/retire the person involved, carry on as before.

  2. Martha Stewart glamour shots on a magazine cover? Rather sub-par, but for 81 she doesn’t look too bad. Not too bad for her advanced age is not the standard for magazine covers though.

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