Stuff that makes me laugh
So off we go, trying desperately to laugh instead of using the AK:
Time for a couple Dad jokes:
Back to being grownup:
Some literary stuff:
And now, some Monday morning smut of the multi-generational kind, just like you’ve all been waiting for:
…because I chickened out.
Our final thought for the day:
And speaking of breaking things while getting screwed:
...in other news, Lindbergh makes first solo crossing of the Atlantic. And still in that barrel of idiotic monkeys:
...”stopgap spending bills” is just another term for “let’s rape the taxpayers a little harder while we have them panicking.”
...just the latest of so many, many Republican fuckups.
...”taking a swing at Tony fucking Blair on the campaign trail” was surprisingly not mentioned.
From the Dept. of Mass Assimilation:
...wait: people are trying to get into Saudi Arabia? LOL I bet not too many are Christians, though. Also:
...whatever, dude; just don’t try to sneak your humanitarian crisis into somewhere else that isn’t.
From the Woke Chronicles:
...wait: I thought that chess was one of those things where physical strength doesn’t matter. Parallel thought: why are there women-only chess tournaments? Are chicks really less intellectually-capable than men, chessly-speaking?
...or maybe they just didn’t have enough lesbians in the team. Makes about as much sense.
...I know; just reading that makes you want to listen to the song, right? Go on: the link’s in the picture:
And from the INSIGNIFICA files:
...we haven’t seen this plump little pullet in a while, so:
She has a sister, by the way, who seems equally tasty:
…and that’s all the news fit for a Friday.
Assume you wake up to find yourself in this rather dire situation:
What would be the three worst things you would want to see appear on the screen (still or movie) for three hours (nine hours total)? Mine:
Your suggestions in Comments.
When faced with this:
Gary Puckett: “You’re much too young, girl.”
Jimmy Page: “Over there on the couch, darlin’.”
Lest anyone gets all hot and bothered by this:
That’s her, in the middle.
By the way, her Mom is a total hottie:
Just so we all know where my proclivities lie.
We begin today’s roundup with some Fashion News:
...considering that every Korean woman looks like an oil drum balancing on two bowling pins, this is probably A Good Thing.
...somehow, I think that Nordies can survive the loss of 50 pairs of shoes.
From the Tourism Department:
...hey, welcome to our world, Swedish people.
Speaking of Terrorism, we have this:
...of course he was. Does anyone think that the cowardly FBI bullies would pick on a badass?
And from the Department of Global Warming Climate Cooling Change©:
...no. Next question? Oh, wait:
…
From the Pussification Files:
...confirming once and for all that the BritPM is just like a 12-year-old girl.
From the Dept. of Immigration & Tourism:
...from 5,000 feet, of course.
And in Sex News:
...you mean like brushing one’s teeth before the morning gin? I think we should be told.
...couldn’t find this one at Lucky Gunner or AmmoMan, but whatever.
A couple of little snippets from Train Smash Women News:
...of course, nobody saw this one coming… [eyecross]
…it’s Lisa Appleton, the best example of a Train Smash Woman evvah.
And now, INSIGNIFICA:
...one more time: who they?
...I was threatened with death if I stopped posting Liz Hurley pics, so here we go again. [Warning: link contains Joan Collins]
And some not-so earlier ones:
Just… damn. And that’s it for the news.